Another submission by a fan — thank you!Did I read that sign right?
AFTER COFFEE BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE COFFEE POT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES..
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?
I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter’s birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.
September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started…
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
This unfortunately activated the iBitch. Which led me to the iHospital and iGet out Thursday.
Side Effects of Chinese Breast Implants…
I’ve seen this many times, but finally I can post it here! Love these! :)