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HUSBAND DOWN

On the PA system: ‘Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.’

Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. 

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 
“What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.”
He replies, “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans!”
His wife demands, “Put them back, we can’t afford them!” And they continue shopping. 

 A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 
Her husband asks, What do you think you’re doing?”’
His wife replies, “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful!”

 He retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.”

He never knew what hit him.