Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched for “ninjas”.
The computer told me “Ninjas cannot be found”.
Well played ninjas, very well played.
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a nursing care home?”"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a Teacup and a Bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub.""Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.""No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you prefer a bed near the window?"